An interesting thing happened to me the other day.

So it's getting up towards exam time and naturally I needed a break. So what do I do? I go and play a round of football with my mates (which, by the way, are all die-hard football fans who have played since birth and beat me up when I call it 'soccer'.

Five minutes in and I'm tearing after the ball and suddenly I felt so much pain in my skull, I seriously thought that Chthulu himself had risen and punched me in the face. Unfortunately, it wasn't that awesome and I had merely collided with another player's head. He turned out fine, but I wasn't so lucky. I was bleeding down the face from a massive deep cut above my eyebrow...okay, it wasn't so massive, but it did need two stitches and it will leave a scar.

But it's a horizontal scar! If I wanted to be scarred over my eyebrow, I would want it to be one of those evil scars that go over the eyebrow, you know, the one that Scar has in the Lion King, or Kenpachi, or John Locke.

Shame. All I will get is a hairless patch of scar tissue that's gonna make my eyebrow look retarded. Pah.